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If youre a kid and youre too young to get a credit card just use google to search for free porn.
Google by DIE EMO FAGGOT!!! February 28, 2007
The best website ever, help you finish a 60 questions "take-home" exam in 15 minutes.
Person x:"Dude, what's an Isotope?

Person y:"Google it dumbass"

"List at least five synonyms, antonyms, related words and misspellings, separated by commas."

*Open Google Chrome, Google.com, Search for Synonyms for google"
Google by HideYOURwifeHIDEyourKIDS September 26, 2010
a tool for finding resources on the World Wide Web.
Google searches more sites more quickly, delivering the most relevant results on the World Wide Web
Google does not sell placement within the results themselves and no one can buy a particular or higher placement which provides an easy and effective way to find high-quality websites that contain information relevant to your search.

It is the most use search engine in North America to date and with it's global effort is becoming accessible to more people in their native languages and with updates for Google Apps and customizable package of hosted communication and collaboration applications for businesses, schools, and other organizations is quickly becoming a must have item and a house hold name.
"What dose that word mean? I'll just "Google it"
"I'll Google How do to smuggle my way into North-America,"
"I have checked a dozen lyrics sites and googled over and over again"
"Don't get a private investigator, google them and you will find them"
"If you Built Google, they will come"
GOOGLE by C2theE June 12, 2008
An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.
Google by BrotherofJohnDoe June 15, 2018
Just Search in Google Dumbass
Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.
Google by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019
You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.
Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up
Google by datmyhomie October 14, 2020