goomara

A mistress. Often used in the HBO series "The Sopranos". Presumably of Italian origin.

"If my wife finds out about my goomara I'll be in serious trouble."

by Jim Beam July 18, 2003

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

Googaflarpanofacon

The act of slapping someone in the face with a dead catfish.

Boy, you keep on talkin' shit I'ma googaflarpanofacon yo ass!

by Googaflarpanofocon Master October 3, 2007

googanheim

The musical instrument played by the garden gnome.

Alfred, the Swedish garden gnome, frolicked through the garden playing his googanheim to the beats of his feet.

by jalapano August 17, 2010

googaphobic

Someone who is afraid to Google anything. Possibly paranoid of government conspiracies and their ability to track you down.

Stop being so googaphobic. No one cares what you're searching for.

by NlightN1 December 24, 2010

Goonare

Being a goofy badass

when acting in public nicole acts like a goonare

by Blake & Nicoles word June 3, 2011

goonard

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006