goobdoggle

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.

He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.

by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

Globugar

A person who has touched his friend's balls in a platonical way.

Kamen: Look at those two they seem like good friends
Peter: Yes, they are globugars

by ArkzUwU March 13, 2022

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020