Goober

The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.

Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*

by DaquanDuBrillious January 3, 2017

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An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"
3. Goober: HOLY SHIT MAN! IM TRIPPING OUT!

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!

by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009

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An Amazing friend who is super super super awesome. Someone you love to Death.

My Goober's name is Alex I :D

by Sunshine4592 October 21, 2009

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Noun, (in cricket)
A dreadful, possibly game-changing mistake.

"Prior tried to suggest the ball had moved erratically in flight, but that did not spare him the harsh judgement of Michael Vaughan. “A goober,” remarked the former England captain, using a cricketing slang term for a particularly bad error." (Independent, 20th June 2014)

by Christheneck September 24, 2017

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