The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

by zlong January 23, 2023

goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

Goober

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009