He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006
A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
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by Max-a-Badman October 20, 2015
A sport that makes skill, mental strength, and patience as important as strength. Is infurating when you struggle. And amazing when you play well. A well struck golf ball is the purest feeling in the world, and is just enough to keep you coming back for more. You should give it a chance it's worth it. but be careful it has similar effects on you as meth ie: it's addicting
by Golfergal1234 July 4, 2013
The best sport ever created, for two main reasons
1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.
1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.
by The only trustworthy man alive September 5, 2011
The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax
by pimpdaddy67 April 15, 2015