Goldilocks Zone

The perfect amount of pubic hair where it's not to shirt and not to long but just right.

Dang bro my bush is in the goldilocks zone right now

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018

goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.

Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.

by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023

Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.

I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.

by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019

Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body

I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time

by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023