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Cat Goop

Anal secretion from a cat infected with a form of feline AIDS. The goop itself is of a snotty, light-green hue and has the stringy consistency of ejaculate.
That goddamn cat gooped all over the couch last night!
K.C.'s dripping her cat goop in her own food bowl.
Would you rather suck Don Vito's dick, or drink a cat goop milkshake?
by Lazy Black Man January 10, 2010
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goopencracker

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.
Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.
by Mufasa Winkerbean August 8, 2008
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poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up
Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.
by crazyshityo November 6, 2007
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The goops

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.
"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."
by Stevehockey4 March 17, 2010
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Cooch Goop

One finding vaginal secretion under their nails when biting them after engaging in foreplay, either moments after or the morning after. Particularly common amongst chronic nail biters who don't wash their hands.
Johnny acquired a funny taste under his finger nails when biting them. He later came to realize it was cooch goop from the chick's coochie he had his fingers all up in the night before.
by juvas juice September 9, 2010
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heiny goop soup

diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid
I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.
by Master Bob October 29, 2007
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Goopitis

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.
I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...
by Kermit-K June 29, 2017
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