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Goff

The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement
by Earlyfordinner1 August 26, 2022
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Goff

A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.
Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.
by ZephyrCraft13 June 16, 2019
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Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.
Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
by Cap.eth February 2, 2022
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Pulling a goff

When you make a traffic stop but are up next for a call to fuck over your coworkers
Wow im getting fucked with an assault even though im not up for a call. 181 is really pulling a goff.
by The guy thats behind you July 12, 2025
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Ethan Goff

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy
by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 1, 2019
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Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.
I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.
by JordAx February 4, 2019
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Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff
Hey, who’s your teach
“ I have Goff”
by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022
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