M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.
Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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A word generally used by chavs who use the word "goff" to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn't dripping in Elizabeth Duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).
(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
by One is is called a goff February 7, 2005
Get the goff mug.A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 7, 2005
Get the midnight golfer mug.A person of mixed race, usually black and white, but it could be any other colour with white. Origins in Zimbabwe where there are neighbourhoods heavily populated with goffels, such as Barham Green in Bulawayo.
by Mr Gus January 28, 2007
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Get the gaffen mug.When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011
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