ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period

Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee

by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010