giannalicious

When you taste something delicious and apes start flying around you and then you pee in your pants as you slowly turn into Tarzan. Works mostly when you eat chicken, or pudding.

WOAH THIS IS DELICIOUS! I'M TURNING INTO TARZAN! HOW GIANNALICIOUS!

by xreginaaaaax July 14, 2010

Gonna Blow

When you eat too much that you can’t contain what’s inside your belly.

When your stomach explodes.

Boyfriend: “Wow, you ate so much. Look at the size of your stomach!”

Girlfriend: “Ooooh-*BURP* Babe, take me to the doctor, I think I’m gonna blow!”
Kaboom!

by BigBodyTyrone August 25, 2021

I'm gonna zayn

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.

If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.

by bobduncan October 1, 2016

you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

by Budgii October 15, 2018

Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.

Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.

by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

by running out of patience January 19, 2008

Gianna Bryant

A beautiful girl who had great things coming for her. Unfortunately her life was cut short on January 26. She was the mabacita and a g.o.a.t in training before she passed. A great basketball player too. The daughter of Kobe and Vanessa Bryant, the younger sister to Natalia, and older sister to Capri and Binka Bella.

Him: Di you hear the news?
Her: Yeah, Kobe and Gianna Bryant died.

by babyyy_gurl_tati February 9, 2020