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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz
Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)
by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023
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Ganern

(English)
The new fancy way of saying the Tagalog word "ganon" or "ganito"

(Tagalog)
Ang pabebeng pagsabi ng salitang "ganon" o "ganito"
Person 2: Pano ulit yung steps?
Person 1: Dapat may patwerk twerk at kembot yung sayaw, para may energy! Person 1: Oh, Pak! Pak! Ganern!
by SBG times September 5, 2023
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Related Words
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Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
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the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments
A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.
by aw847 May 8, 2016
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myth goner

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.
by iOrphic October 9, 2017
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Groaner

A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.
The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner.
by JamesonBBQ March 21, 2014
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groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
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