gloryhole virgin

A gloryhole virgin is a guy who has never sucked dick or been sucked at a gloryhole.

Some guys here at the Academy are gloryhole virgins!

by eda-skip November 23, 2022

Gloryhound

One who seeks to bask in the light of glory by showing his technical prowress.

Alan is a gloryhound - he likes to prove how evil Microsoft really is by sending out spiffy J2EE articles.

by Jabba the PizzaHut November 12, 2002

glorthok

revised definition:

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded.
2. Any person such as Hitler or Ghandi capable of influencing the masses to do their will, whether for better or for worse.
3. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof.
4. A stupid people (sic).

The Nuremberg rallies

by Tim April 14, 2004

glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

by DT December 21, 2004

gloryhole

See Gaper, definition #5.

Also (verb) to gloryhole a girl is to butt-fuck her, typically with great enthusiasum, thereby leaving her with a gloryhole (and a smile!) as above.

Last night, after a couple of drinks, I was begging Tom to gloryhole me. When we were done, my gloryhole was slobbering cum all down my legs.

by Steph M. August 1, 2007

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

Glorch

verb ; to dwell in a state of individually described comfort while rejecting accepted archtypes

Gator 1 - Would you like to go to the park today?

Gator 2 - No. I would rather glorch.

by glorchinggator July 30, 2010