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Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.
"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"
by Good Shlep March 31, 2022
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He could sell a glamping faget a tampon popsicle.
by So Good 4U February 17, 2023
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Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk
“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”
by Arytewcool January 28, 2024
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The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.
Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.
by profeser.munt March 28, 2024
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Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
by diaperman March 29, 2024
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Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy
by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024
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Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.
“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”
by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024
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