by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016
Get the Glazed Peach mug.When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
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An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the geezer shopping mug.Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
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Get the gleecret mug.An act whereby a male ejaculates on a girl in a visible place, usually the face, and forces her to appear in public with some or all of the jizz still visible.
Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.
Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.
I was so pissed at her, I made her do a glaze and shame. When she showed up at work, her friend Lindsey was the first to notice she had a little something extra on her face.
by Mikey Likesit June 17, 2006
Get the Glaze and Shame mug.the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.
After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.
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