Girth of Squaps

A group or pack of 3 or more fat people, usually surrounding an eatery, or any social event pertaining to food.

That Girth of Squaps is eating all the ice cream!

by Panamajoe June 27, 2011

Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Girth Gang

A group of men who compare penis dimensions(length, girth, etc.) for shits and giggles.

"Girth Gang meeting tonight! Bring your measuring tapes and Sex and the City box sets!

by Maximum_Misanthropia May 2, 2011

Girth boy

A man with a penis so big that you can mistake it with the following... (football, gatorade bottle, meat loaf, baby's arm)

claudia: "I was fuckin this guy the other day and his dick was so big my baby just walked out... he sounded like Arnold Shewarzenegger and he was screaming IM GIRTH BOY!!" Exs 2. " cleadis: "I fucked this girl so hard the other day that after I got done fucking her I threw a football at her pussy and her pussy caught it like Randy Moss."

by Girth boy December 26, 2008

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010