Gangsta Mangsta

think mega awesome gangster only with some PIZZAZZ involved. (used most often by whites with some Hispanic undertones and Latino overtones)

-can also be used as an adjective-

noun: that gansta was like THE Gangsta Mangsta
adjective: my toilet turned Mangsta when I turned Gangsta
also: frick that, my karate test was gangsta mangsta

by Gangsta Mangsta March 4, 2009

gangstawhitis

Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of XX-G.

Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the fetus is developing in the womb.

Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much twerking by the pregnant mother.

Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.

Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.

"Dude, did you see Travis last night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"

"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."

by hotmessjess November 23, 2013

Gangsta Goo

What people from the hood call their sperm.

Man sure is tough getting rid of this Gangsta Goo on my durag.

by The Unwise 0ne February 4, 2021

teddybear gangsta

A person identified as a gangsta (usually as per hip-hop culture and/or actual gang affiliation) who, despite their thuggish demeanor, appear cute and cuddly. This definition has no bearing over the actual content of any lyrics, which is usually anything but cute.

Ice Cube is such a teddybear gangsta; waving a gun and shit but all you want to do is give him a big hug.

by KRE13 March 28, 2010

gangsta girl

A girl that makes her own money by hustling, slanging. A girl that doesn't need to suck dick to be rolling in money. Tough female that can beat you the fuck down if you call her a hoe, bitch, or any disrespectful word.

It's hard to get with a gangsta girl cuz they're cold hearted.

by Mz. Gangsta July 25, 2009

gangsta hat

a gangster hat is a hat that is worn but abnormally large black men or by ghetto white people. the gangst"a" hat defies the laws of gravity and usually rests at an angle that the average human would have to super glue to achieve. some gagnsta hats have hundreds of teams on them such as in the mlb that the wearer of the hat has never even heard of and probably has never watched baseball in there lifetime.the colors of the team or city the hat is "reppin" is usually colors that have nothing to do with th team or city such as a yankees hat being birght purple, neon green, and pacer yellow. also,the hat is 25 times to big for the individual wearing the hat and has the "fresh from the store, extended bill" sticker on it, making the wearer...extra gangster. but, if the hat is even bent to the smallest degree..the hat is instantly thrown away becuase it is not gangsta anymore. also, if scuffed, it is to be throwin away immdieatly. the hat is worn many different ways...each one making you wonder how it stays on the head.
the hat also occaioanlly has a "shout out" to a fallen homie or a picture of micheal jordan on it.
p.s. the hat is worn with an extremely poofy jacket and a t-shirt that is XXXXXXXXXXXL in size

"ahh da'look at dat cats gangsta hat. hes got it so gangsta that it aint even on his head"

"dangg da', the bill on that gangsta hat will put yo eye out"

one knowledgeable cat says to a hat wearer" oo da' so u like the mariners"

wearer says" yeaa homie..micheal jordan played for them"...

by sgt. jankins/o'malley January 7, 2009

Old Testament Gangsta

The highest level of gangsta...Being push to the point and state of mind that physical violence might ensue, and the only action that can describe what you might do to someone or something can only be described as something done or found in the Old Testament of the bible.

yo you see that fight yesterday, Justin hit that dude with a rock like David did the Goliath. I told you he was Old Testament Gangsta.

by DeuceJ January 6, 2009