Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation
by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011
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Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009
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Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out
Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.
by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022
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Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle
The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.
by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015
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jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"
by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018
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Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.
He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.
by IQuarent July 29, 2017
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flirkin' your gherkin

I'm waiting in the truck for you and you're probably in there flirkin' your gherkin
by tog March 1, 2013
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