Definitions by tog

flirkin' your gherkin 

masturbation

I'm waiting in the truck for you and you're probably in there flirkin' your gherkin

flirkin' your gherkin by tog March 1, 2013

JonHeat 

Current leader of the Army of Nub. Rumoured to be the genetic combination of Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. At least that's what his personality lends himself to be, only with half the intelligence.

See:
Thunderbolt 885

JonHeat by Tog March 2, 2005