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terts ma gerts

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.
I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!
by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012
mugGet the terts ma gertsmug.

Gert off my lawn

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Among us? Gert off my lawn among us among usss
by Biased orange March 29, 2022
mugGet the Gert off my lawnmug.

Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.
I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.
by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020
mugGet the Gertmug.

GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
mugGet the GERTmug.

Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
mugGet the Gertmug.

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie
Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄
by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021
mugGet the gertmug.

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
mugGet the Gert Daymug.

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