German Engineering

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.

German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.

by rzhhhh July 11, 2010

Gemsicle

Adjective. Used to describe one who is above the status of "gem". Beyond greatness, real rowdy, a true demonstration of a beauuty. A hybrid of the word "gem" and "popsicle", which makes it 10x more cool (pun intended).

Nick: "Hey! Cam is roundhouse kicking watermelons!"
Cam: "Awww yeahhh.."
Nick: "You're such a gemsicle!!"

by PapooseGnish April 9, 2010

Gemsie

The name given to a girl, guy, or indeed any object that could be considered overly girly, for example, a girl over the age of 16 writing with a pink sparkly and fluffy pen.

noun: She is such a gemsie.
adjective: your tiarra and princess perfect sash are so gemsie it hurts.

by coppa May 31, 2007

German Butterfly Bounceback

Picking up an 18-20 year old girl off the street and offering her several hundred dollars for a quick photoshoot. You will then take her back to your apartment where you have her get on her knees in a kiddie pool and put on a zorro mask (not the hat, mind you, just the mask). She will then proceed to pour bottle after bottle of brand name raspberry jelly on her head while 4 men (all named Hans) stand around the pool on matching wooden stools wearing Guy Fawkes (V for Vendetta) masks and pee on her head. Music is optional, but if it is used, it must be provided by either a live opera singer or a loud set of speakers playing "It wasn't me" by Shaggy (recommended). There have been whispers of a double dare method in which an additional man of hispanic descent is strapped to a chair in front of the pool with his eyelids held open Clockwork Orange style for the duration of the session but these are simply rumors as such a thing has never been attempted. Best performed while wearing Riddick style goggles.

Rick: Dude! check it out! I just put up this definition for the German Butterfly Bounceback on urbandictionary!
Steve: *reads* Dude...what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Rick_Astley January 25, 2014

Gerasimos

Gerasimos is a handsome guy , dark hair , beautiful Brown eyes that’ll make you go crazy . Gerasimos is an ancient Greek name. He is really kind and loves his friends, he is probably addicted with tv series.Gerasimos is very smart and loves to travel. He is really good with girls and he is always flirting he could probably make any girl fall for him. He is really likeable and can be friends with anyone. Gerasimos is picky about who he opens up to though.He’ll probably be really accomplished and rich one day. A Gerasimos is the total package

Girl1: Look at this guy he is sooo HOT do you know him?
Girl2: Oh that Gerasimos

by Girl16 October 23, 2019

German Vampire

When a female has her period in someone's mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire

my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses

by Bobby O' Conor June 3, 2008

3 german soldiers

A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

"On our way to Berlin, we sang 3 German Soldiers."

by Strand March 18, 2008