Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024

Gerk

To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person

The term is normally used in songs like

"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"

and

"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"

and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"

"Why is this guy gerking over a comment on the Internet, what a loser"

by pxrgatory June 12, 2023

Gerke

A beautiful and strong women, with a hilarious sense of humor. A person, who spreads love and comfort. A person, who thrives with their intelligence and intellect.

Gerke is a beautiful women.

by TheoneandonlyL.H. November 25, 2021

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

by TeenyWeeny25 November 3, 2020

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 20, 2023

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025