gargoilic

Feeling like an Absolute Gargoyle after a night out. Totally destroyed with the worst hangover possible after having 30 shots of sambuca and 58 pints of Fosters. Technically Brain dead.

As in "Got in at 5am after a belting sesh down the local and now I feel Gargoilic"

(Feel like a Gargoyle)

by Mr 5 F***ing Euros September 28, 2013

Reverse Gargoyle

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge

I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style

by ridicululz August 13, 2010

Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch

Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

by Bruce Pendersen May 14, 2011

Gerg

To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party

This guy was so annoying in the Xbox chat, that I immediately Gerg’d him.

by NHL boss July 26, 2019

Gerco

if you find a Gerco, you are the luckiest person on earth. he's kind sweet and caring and also literally dying. take good care of your Gerco!! he's a very sensitive creature with a heart of gold. the humor of a Gerco is so amazing and funny that you'll always be crying when you're with him. of laughter. you don't EVER want to lose your Gerco. Gerco is extremely attractive. not only on the outside but his brain as well. sExY.

"i have myself a Gerco"

"what??? I WANT ONE TOO THEY'RE SO AMAZING UWU"

by Neusbeer July 31, 2019

Gergen

A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.

Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.

by captain_euphemism January 9, 2011

Gergato

A definition of Feeling like a sir, it comes from the old spanish word GATO which means Cat, and cats feel like a sir.

I've just bought my new jacket, Gergato 8-)

by Chuck norris 2nd December 6, 2012