Gerbil 

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

Gerbil by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 6, 2020

Gerbil 

The act of inserting gerbils rectally for sexual pleasure.

Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!

Gerbil by Urdickismine December 2, 2021

Gerbil 

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

Gerbil by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022

gerbil 

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

gerbil by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

Gerbil Hider 

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019

gerbil circus 

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

gerbil circus by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

Gerbil Pig 

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)

Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!

Gerbil Pig by JChappy2 July 12, 2014