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Internet Stalker. Someone who ropes chicks in online by lying to them. In reality, he lives with his mom and is fat.
I went all Genesis on Nimi, but she was already taken.
Genesis by Sylvanoshi69 August 24, 2010
The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.
Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."

Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
Genesis by HappyGilmore September 12, 2006
*Stupid bit of a stupid Genesis stupid song plays*

Hammond: AAARGH I HATE THAT BIT
I graduated from Genesis and was so glad to enter a new school with multiple hallways.
Genesis by Anonymous July 5, 2003
Premier term indicating a person's genetic code.
"The genesis of this individual is very unique..."
genesis by Dave January 15, 2004