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Gender Studies

An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.
Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
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Gedeon

An athletic, good-looking, funny in alot of ways, boy who is not afraid to show how he feels towards a girl, also energetic and passionate. He never seems to hive up on his dream and also does not fail to impress a girl in bed with his nice big dick.
I wanna marry a boy named Gedeon.
by Actually lavar ball April 23, 2018
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Russian genderbender

When a Russian chick fucks you so hard you forget your gender
Robert: I heard Lucy gives a killer Russian genderbender
Noah: Hell yeah it was great. It was super confusing though.
by Chan095 March 21, 2017
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Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit (born March 25, 1926) is a film and book critic. He has filled these roles on NBC's The Today Show since January 15, 1973. He is known for his frequent use of puns, his oversized handlebar moustache, and for wearing colorful bowties.

Also a reference to unkempt pubic hair.
She took her pants off and Gene Shalit was stuffed in her thong
by Mateo De Pantalones February 21, 2011
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Ganderschplaf

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"
by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015
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Gene Hathaway

When a girl squirts her lady jizz on a man's bare chest.
It was amazing, she threw me down and Gene Hathawayed right on my chest.
by S. M. Archer March 21, 2010
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Proper Gander

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010
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