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Gravy Geyser

When a woman spray farts into a man's mouth after achieving an orgasm from cunnilingus. The woman typically loses control of her sphincter post-orgasm while the man's jaw typically hits the mattress after hearing the spray fart noise.
Man, everything was going fine until she she abruptly gravy geysered down my throat. I can't stop brushing my tongue.
by Selfdefined100 November 22, 2011
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Golden Gieser

It is when you piss in a woman's vagina intill it fills up and the she queefs and it sprays hot golden piss.
Yellow Stone Park but sexy-er =Golden Gieser
by Strat101 August 14, 2011
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Teddy Geiger

An amazing, talented artist! He is only 17 years old and is now quite well known. His big break was the Miss 17 show on MTV where he got made over.
wow did you see Teddy Geiger on VH1 this morning? he was lookin pretty amazing!
by sweetie08 August 30, 2008
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vagina geyser

during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)
Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)
by chance and conner are gay July 20, 2007
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GeiserMeisers

GeiserMeisers...who are they?
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training

GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance

They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!

They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
WSM champion Bill Kazmaier is a GeiserMeiser
by afellowgeisermeiser January 13, 2005
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Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.
Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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Teddy Geiger

Teddy is one of the most amazing singers out there today.
He has a great voice and is so hot.
He can play guitar, piano and drums - so talented.
He has sexy bright blue eyes.
He is kind of dorky at times, but it's so cute.
He first got his fame from the single "For you i will" off the album underage thinking
He recently released 33 brand new songs to members of his fan club.
He has a co-staring role in the movie The Rocker.
And he meets his fans after shows, which is so great, since most artists dont do that.
#1: Teddy Geiger's song sunshine fires is so great!
#2: I cant even chose, all 33 of Teddy's new songs are amazing!
by Roxy321 October 15, 2008
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