A loyal member of the boys. He never leaves them for a girl but can’t get over a girl that is wayyyyy out of his league. If are a boy and ever see a garret tucker start have sex with him
by The big huge d man April 15, 2021
Get the Garret Tuckermug. A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.
Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?
Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!
Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!
Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019
Get the Garret Olympicsmug. by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017
Get the Garret Bobby Fergusonmug. by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022
Get the Garret Richard Augustus Phillipsmug. Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
by anonymous June 7, 2022
Get the Garretmug. A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.
Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.
Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.
Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.
Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.
Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022
Get the Garretmug. 