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Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist
John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
by vennyweenny September 24, 2023
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Garrett County

A small... small... small.... SMALL.... county where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week. The people range from hillbillies to rednecks to wanna-be-gangstas and sport fanatics.
I live in Garrett County, and yesterday, we received a foot of snow. Today was 98 degrees outside.
by LearnWhenLoveIsGone August 1, 2014
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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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Gurren Lagann

The most epic anime show ever created by Gainax. It has everything an anime show could have; Drills, robots, girls with guns, explosions, bouncy boobs, awesome catchphrases. What else could a man want?
Most epic part of gurren lagann:

Giga....Drill...BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lord Kamina December 28, 2008
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Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010
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Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.
Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...
by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
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garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.
by СукаБлять February 3, 2017
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