olivia garland 

The prettiest girl

Olivia Garland is the prettiest girl ever!

olivia garland by anonymous November 23, 2021

korey garland 

A absolute beast at COD, and almost any other FPS game. Will dominate you in game and in bed. (Only women)

Hes definitely a korey garland

korey garland by GOKUSOLOSFICTION November 23, 2021

Sue Garland 

Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps

See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty

Sue Garland by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023

Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

Meritless Garland by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

pulling a scott garland 

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

pulling a scott garland by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

it's garland by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Garandgasm 

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.

Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)

Garandgasm by Casual_T May 4, 2009