garfunkel

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

by Kov August 1, 2007

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunklegangster

A really cool guy; a music legend. (Noun)

(noun):
He's a garfunklegangster because he plays the guitar so well.
What a motherf*cking garfunklegangster

by Johnny the Plumber September 18, 2006

garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003

garfunkel

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

by mikaige June 11, 2006