by The shle man July 09, 2021
Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.
by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008
One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
by TheBoss313 June 20, 2011
by WelliStealLemons December 03, 2019
by my appendage is big August 27, 2006
A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
by Metami February 15, 2018