gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk March 15, 2016

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Gable

A girl who is extremely beautiful, funny, kind and has a big heart. She may seem like she has a hard shell on the outside, but on the inside she's soft and warm. Gable is a beautiful human being, with the most kissable cheeks (because of her adorable dimples), the most beautiful eyes and the biggest, brightest smile. She knows just how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. She always has the right thing to say and knows how to make you smile. Gable is a girl who is so much fun, a little wild, and is always up for an adventure. She is truly an amazing person. If you're dating a gable, don't ever let her go. Marry that girl.

Gable is so beautiful. Just look at her.

I'm in love with gable.

by xoxlovexox February 28, 2017

gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

by Kerik July 12, 2006