Gammon Washer 

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

Gammon Washer by pete June 18, 2006

Gammon Guitar 

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

Gammon Guitar by cheffykins January 2, 2012

gammon danglers 

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny

Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.

gammon danglers by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014

Gammon Herder 

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

Gammon Herder by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

gammon draps 

a bit like beef curtains, but from a different butcher, they still open and shut in the same way tho, usually used in a term of endearment

moan doll giess a look at your salty gammon draps

gammon draps by weekend jaikey January 14, 2008

gammon goalposts 

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

gammon goalposts by darren hanson April 27, 2004

gammon slammer 

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

gammon slammer by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006