Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
Get the Gyro-Pedo Kidnappermug.
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