Gangsta Grammar is the set of grammatical rules to write in English like a real gangsta ass nigga.
Rules are different from hood to hood, but some of the essential rules are:
1) If a word ends in "s", replace the s with z.
2) Spell thang instead of thing, sum instead of some, tha instead of the.
3) Never conjugate the verb to be.
4) Put "dem" before plurals.
5) Add "done" in sentences in the present. ex: "Dem copz done shot my nigga".
6) Say "cuh" every other word.
7) Remove the "g" from gerunds and add '.
Rules are different from hood to hood, but some of the essential rules are:
1) If a word ends in "s", replace the s with z.
2) Spell thang instead of thing, sum instead of some, tha instead of the.
3) Never conjugate the verb to be.
4) Put "dem" before plurals.
5) Add "done" in sentences in the present. ex: "Dem copz done shot my nigga".
6) Say "cuh" every other word.
7) Remove the "g" from gerunds and add '.
by Lifs May 21, 2022
Get the Gangsta Grammar mug.1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
by Severian_ November 11, 2008
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being consciously unable to escape from one's ability to correct other's pronunciation of words and phrases, such to a degree that it feels as though you are trapped with the choice of correcting or not correcting the speaker's mispronounced word or sentence back to them in the correct form. much to your dismay rather than intellectual conceit.
A: ooh you took off your shirt. how sensoral
B: (thinks to self): wrong word! she means sensual! i shoul--no! don't correct her! you have a chance at sex!
-from the web-comic 'Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal'
this is an example dilemma of being a prisoner of words (p.o.w) in a Grammar Nazi Camp.
B: (thinks to self): wrong word! she means sensual! i shoul--no! don't correct her! you have a chance at sex!
-from the web-comic 'Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal'
this is an example dilemma of being a prisoner of words (p.o.w) in a Grammar Nazi Camp.
by -Branson Trellcous December 9, 2010
Get the Grammar Nazi Camp mug.1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
by Laura Meade January 6, 2008
Get the grammar and bagels mug.n. A dirty scrat or dropout who does everything half-arsed. Avoids effort at any cost. Rushes work to save time for gammeling. Also a cheap-skate who mooches stuff off other people. A gammler always accepts the fact that they are a gammler and ends up getting in trouble because they tell everyone how little effort they put into things.
v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
Even though Josh has a car he gets the bus to school so he can sleep and do his homework. What a douchey little gammler.
Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.
Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.
Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.
Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.
Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
by Gunty McPorksword April 2, 2009
Get the Gammler mug.Steve (the ginger): Hey lora, are you good at grammaring? Im not sure if this sounds right
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Get the grammaring mug.A reference to Marvel's superhero , "Hulk"(Whom received his phenomenal strength through exposure to gamma radiation.), meaning that one is receiving or practicing hardcore, domineering, sexual intercourse with another partner.
"Last night , Johnny took me to his apartment and gamma banged me into next year! It was so intense!"
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