Gortuary

A brutal death metal/ gore metal band from California formed in 2006, and some of the heaviest shit ever!

I was listening to this album by Gortuary called Manic Thoughts of Perverse Mutilation and it made Megadeth's music seem like soft rock!

by deathmosher762 June 19, 2010

Ghourt

A racial slur used to insult people of the Indian race.
Indian version of the N word.

Tom: “Did you hear Pajeet got fired from 7-11?”
Mike: “Jesus what a stupid ghourt...”

by NaggersWithAttitude April 26, 2019

gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.

one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.

by Nicoleeeeeeeeeeee. July 28, 2006

gouranga

Gauranga (Gouranga) was a nickname of Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu, a monk in India who 500 years ago (sorta) founded the Hare Krishna sect.

There were lots of "GOURANGA!" posters in Scotland in the 70's and spam still goes around now. They just want people to be happy!

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!

by Bork-Bork-Bork February 11, 2005

Gourgaz

A large green reptilian monster, often used as a commander of Giak units in the armies of the Darklords in the world of Magnamund (Joe Dever's Lone Wolf). Native to the Maakenmire swamp, and with a frighteningly high Combat Skill (i.e. nearly impossible to beat without cheating).

You see a gourgaz coming towards you. Do you want to:

1. run away (recommended)
2. fight it (you're on something, aren't you?)
3. use your Kai Discipline of Running Away
4. run away even faster
5. faint

turn to page 165 (you're dead anyway).

by Andy April 17, 2004

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

by big goobie April 23, 2010

Gourmier

A combination of the words "Gourmet" and "Premier", used to describe a Gourmet Dinner with somebody of high importance.

The word itself originated as a unintentional slip by a newscaster in Arkansas when describing a gourmet dinner with former president Clinton.

For a mere 25K you can be eligible to win a Gourmier dinner with Slick Willie himself

by Pimped-out Starship November 25, 2010