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Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
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Goosened

I am goosened by your ability to sing Joshua
by meow.sb March 2, 2022
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Goosecock the Barbarian

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!
by asdfa March 3, 2005
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Gooseneckers

when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose
damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard
by lhorne November 13, 2011
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Goosenecking

When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.
"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"
by COVID-19 February 21, 2020
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goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment
Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck
by Lucky out August 9, 2016
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Goopendeck

Goopendeck is a word that defines anything stupid. It is used mainly at school because of all the retards that work there.
Quandale dingle is such a goopendeck.
by bruhiman November 15, 2022
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