João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022

John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

Gomez

Gomez

is my chicken

my lover

my world

fuck you dev you wish you were him

Bitch 1: I can believe Gomez is with her

Bitch 2: Ik I'm so jealous

Gomez: as you should be

by ggity69 July 18, 2022

one eyed gomez

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

by nightdave November 8, 2009

Gomes

Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.

Gomez is Spanish, Gomes is Portuguese!

by masstransit September 10, 2013