One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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by losrsoulunfooled August 30, 2013
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An amazing person. He's smart funny and good lookin. He is misunderstood. He is a badass on the outside and a gentle caring sweet person on the inside, he has a dark but outright hilarious sense of humor. He is himself and doesn't care what people think. If you ever find a garrett keep him you'll be glad you did.
by Dankdawg2.0 November 21, 2017
Get the Garrett mug.Originally conceived for the 2008 TIGSource.com 'Bootleg Demake' competition, Gang Garrison 2 is a free multiplayer 'demake' of Valve's Team Fortress 2 started by mrfredman and MedO with many developers later adding new features. With all 9 classes, many different TF2-inspired environments, and fast-paced, team-based, multiplayer gameplay represented, GG2 is the premier TF2 tribute/parody/alternative.
Gang Garrison 2 presents the player with 9 unique classes to use in frenetic, cooperative multiplayer action in a stylish and unique 8-bit style. Battle with your friends or others you encounter online through a whole range of vibrant maps; TF2 maps reimagined in 2D as well as a multitude of maps with all sorts of different looks and settings, all of which have been dreamed up and constructed by members of our community. We've made a huge effort to provide simple, bugfree custom map support, so that anyone with a paint application can put together a map and test it themselves with our Garrison Builder utility. We also gladly encourage Gang Garrison modifications; many successful mods have been incorporated into the game as new features
Gang Garrison 2 presents the player with 9 unique classes to use in frenetic, cooperative multiplayer action in a stylish and unique 8-bit style. Battle with your friends or others you encounter online through a whole range of vibrant maps; TF2 maps reimagined in 2D as well as a multitude of maps with all sorts of different looks and settings, all of which have been dreamed up and constructed by members of our community. We've made a huge effort to provide simple, bugfree custom map support, so that anyone with a paint application can put together a map and test it themselves with our Garrison Builder utility. We also gladly encourage Gang Garrison modifications; many successful mods have been incorporated into the game as new features
by Facey Face October 19, 2009
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by IDKIDC December 10, 2013
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by DDLynch January 28, 2014
Get the garrett clayton mug.During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.
William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
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