On Gawd

Are you claiming you're honest, or challenging someone to a sword fight? With this ambiguous pronunciation, it could be either.

Johnny: On gawd!
Sammy: What, you've confused me.

by the.green.bastard February 14, 2018

oh my gawd

A way of expressing state of shock.

Kiddo 1: "I have a penis."
Kiddo 2: "Oh my gawd!"

by Shock Horror December 26, 2005

Oh My Gawd

It's not offensive to anyone so you can say it all you want.

Oh My Gawd Donald Trump is building a wall!!

by watzlyfe December 18, 2018

owe mai gawd

the valley girl version of oh my god that when added the right accent and duration can be quite hilarious.

gloria: can yew, like, believe my daddy didn't get me that new Louis Voitton purse?!!!

becca: owe mai gawd, gloria.

as ifff!

gag me with a freaking spoon.

by bloodhound. December 24, 2009

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay is used when inspecting someones goofy ahh shoes

yo look at my new shoes i got the brand new 1, 2 buc-
what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay
nigga

by onlyhumanafterall May 4, 2023

Good Gawd

Used instead of "How dare you?", "Why did you just do that?", or "That's stupid."
Add extra emphasis on the "aw" in Gawd when dealing with more stupidity.

Idiot: "Oops I accidently bought tickets for (insert some horrible band name) and not (insert name of awesome band).
Other Guy: "Good Gawd!"

by ThatOneGuyOverThere December 27, 2007

oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

by Dave March 30, 2004