by wilhaegele December 10, 2022
“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
by princessalik November 02, 2019
A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub March 30, 2007
by Grif192 September 28, 2013
futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!
she helps me with all of my problems!
by kiki April 06, 2005
A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.
Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006
A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge September 25, 2008