fugatentious

When a couple uses Social Media to make their real life relationship look like something that it really is not, usually "Extremely Happy"&#128525 &#128526 , when it is just as normal as everyone else's, or even less healthy or happy then the average relationship...

However they love to show off on these websites.. typically Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok, or any other platform where one can fake ones happiness, that they are the perfect couple, usually to make themselves feel better about how unhealthy their co-dependent or other fucked up version or excuse for a relationship that they have actually is in reality...and/or to make other people feel jealous that they don't "HAVE" what they "HAVE", and/or that somehow both people involved must be "So much more lucky then you" OR just be the perfect person to be with generally, or PERFECT for each other , (showing the previous "luckiness" mentioned earlier.)

Oh what a poor sap you must be with whatever imperfect life YOU have...the horrible deck of cards that life must have handed you... (In reality of course both of their stupid lives suck just as much if not more than everyone elses.)

A word fusion of "fugazi" (fake) and "pretentious" (marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction )

"Look at Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift acting like their lives are so perfect on Tik Tok. Have you ever seen such fugatentious bullshit ?"

by I Have Mental Disease For Free December 15, 2021

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Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.

After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!

by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020

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