Funconnaissance

Going to new locations to evaluate their potential for fun and enjoyment

Bill and Suzy are going on a funconnaissance mission to check out that new bar downtown.

by Cafeteriasquarepizza October 15, 2023

Fancanonez

A word i made that kinda looks German but sounds French which describes a character that's easy to make headcanons for.

Friend: Vox is so easy to make headcanons for!

Me: he's so Fancanonez!

by Whatdoesthismean67 February 21, 2024

funconditional

to only enjoy or tolerate things that bring you joy

“my love for you is funconditional, i only want you if we are laughing at funerals”

by theonemick February 22, 2024

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024

funani

slang for punani from a furry, aka the fuzz

"I got some funani the other night that shit had me barking"

by ftwjano March 2, 2025

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025