Fuckprint

The backwards imprint of 'Fuck' on a person's face who has been bitch-slapped with a fuckle.

Wow, that's a mighty impressive fuckprint you left on Daniel's face!

by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

by snik November 19, 2003

fuckbait

A trashy outfit or loud perfume.

Damn that is some serious fuckbait U got on U.

by Saint008 March 13, 2003

fuckstrain

Noun:
1. Someone who causes you immense amounts of pain, opposite to sexual pleasure.
2. Someone who causes someone to strain themseleves during sexual intercourse.

1. "Ahhhh Bush is the biggest fuckstrain of em' all!"

2. "That Bitch is such a fuckstrain!"

by DELTA EPSILON July 23, 2004

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

fuckerang

When your day is going completely flawless just awesome, then it take a wild turn to the worst day ever.

Yesterday was just went fuckerang off the charts.

by BENDT February 19, 2023