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The language commanly spoken by chavs.
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
PASSER-BY: *bumps chav*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
fuckwit by wtiger46 January 5, 2005
Loser who buys people's fandom. Lies and manipulates anyone and everyone in order to gain whatever they see fit to get what they want in that moment in time with absolutely no integrity or alligance to much of anything besides money
That fuckwit will say whatever in order to get more money. A fuckwit is a nasasistic type with a large ego. Likely on the verge of being a sociopath.
Fuckwit by UniiKittii22 November 12, 2015
Someone who cluelessly increases the noise-to-signal ratio on Urban Dictionary with hundreds of useless entries.
"1. Figga

A fake ass Nigga

All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)
fuckwit by Grinning Cat January 31, 2017
a person lacking general intelligence. a person who is very clueless.
Mara: omg you know who's such a fuckwit?
Levi: bryn?

Mara: ha! ya!
Fuckwit by marawrrr August 22, 2009
Someone of below average intelligence who (often unwittingly) showcases their stupidity to others (derived from halfwit - but more emphatic
What a total fuckwit! (would be used if someone has just made a ridiculous statement, or done something exceptionally stupid)

The people who took part in the riots last August were a bunch of fuckwits (self explanatory)
Fuckwit by daveleea October 18, 2011
meaning someone who is a fuck and has no wit
" you are a fuckwit, fuckwit"
fuckwit by fuckwit November 24, 2004