A fuckface, is a
horny homosexual socially deficient individual that finds joy in ditching
friends for girls all the while collecting all sorts of canned food (Tuna) in his drawers in preparation for the upcoming apocalypse.
Stay alert when around a fuckface, they tend to be friendly and attentive eager to hear the latest gossip to spread around.
The pubic hair growing on his face can be mistaken for a beard or in most cases, eyebrows.
Fuckface: Hey man
Person 1: Where the
fuck where you?
Fuckface: I was buying groceries with the girls
Person 1: Why the
fuck didn't you tell me? we were supposed to go together
Fuckface: Why the
fuck didn't you order me food?
Person 1: cause your a fuckface
Fuckface: Chill man