monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Fuckface

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.

Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.

by BobbyT March 14, 2005

Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 17, 2006