Kung Fu Virus

45’s special pet name for the Coronavirus.

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Shaq Fu

A game that has one of the oddest plots of all time. It's a fighting game starring Shaq, in which on his way to a basketball game he gets pulled into the "second dimension" to save some old dude's son from an evil mummy known as Sett Ra. He fights various evil guys on the way, including a scary evil catwoman, an Arabian prince wielding 2 swords, and an evil voodoo lady. In story mode, you play as only Shaq, who has a fair arsenal of moves at his disposal to defeat Sett's evil minions. There is also a multiplayer mode, where you can play as Shaq as well as the various monsters he smashes.

Shaq Fu is a run-of-the-mill fighting game with an odd plot. Few have heard of it, and almost no one would if it didn't star Shaquille O' Neal.

by Party Pooper December 21, 2004

Kung Fu Hustle

An awesome movie. Just completely awesome. Everything about it: the action, the humor, and best of all, the Axe Gang.

Roth: "Hey, did you know the Lion's Roar can be done with a speaker?"

Alistair: "No kidding!"

by Blackwood July 4, 2005

Wong Fu Productions

Consists of Wesley Chan, Ted Fu, and Philip Wang. They're probably some of the most awesomest Asian guys---and well guys in general---that many people have seen to date. They mostly gained their popularity via youtube, and well their work speaks for itself. If you don't know them, what are you waiting for?! If you do know them but don't really like them, then it's totally cool, I mean I'm sure you'll be accepted by society despite your bad taste :)

Paul: Guys have you seen the new Wong Fu Productions video?!
Amy: YES! But I don't think I'll be drinking a drink made by Phil anytime soon...

by caprediem August 20, 2010