Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.

Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now

by fustorbutts January 21, 2009

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

High-Fructose Porn Syrup

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

figureskater frustration

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

by MrMorrison February 14, 2006

High Fructose Corn Syrup Father

A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.

Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle

by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009

frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.

I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.

by frustrader January 14, 2009